(Source: endlessxnightmare)
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
NO HABLA INGLÉS.
Same here. Although I’m betting your summer is way hotter than mine lol
I live in California close to the mountains (about an hour away from Yosemite), so in the summer usually the highest it will get is 105. I have a friend staying with me who lives in Arizona and she is like “Oh this is nothing!” I’ve always hated the heat, I much prefer the rain.
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
OMAYGAD! SHIT! ANG HOT NI CHRIS EVANS. :“> *laglag panty*
This made me laugh so hard!