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densityschild:

there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument 

Posted 4 hours ago

Teacher asks you to read out loud.

nicoosuxx:

You don’t even know the page they’re on

What book are we reading ?!

WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!

ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.

NO HABLA INGLÉS.

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adeline39 replied to your post: I hate the summer!!
Same here. Although I’m betting your summer is way hotter than mine lol

I live in California close to the mountains (about an hour away from Yosemite), so in the summer usually the highest it will get is 105. I have a friend staying with me who lives in Arizona and she is like “Oh this is nothing!” I’ve always hated the heat, I much prefer the rain.

Posted 15 hours ago

I hate the summer!!

I can’t stand the heat!! 

Posted 1 day ago

fuckyeahthewalkindead:

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….

Posted 1 day ago

Andy Samberg’s speech at Harvard Class Day 2012 (x)

(Source: eriksens)

Posted 1 day ago

dam0nalbarn:

So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

Posted 1 day ago
Hahahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahahaha

(Source: halloweenmonster)

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callmebythenameofloucelle:

OMAYGAD! SHIT! ANG HOT NI CHRIS EVANS. :“> *laglag panty*

This made me laugh so hard!

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